Where do all the other shoes go? You know the ones to which b I'm referring - the forgotten left and rights. The soles with no mates. The ones randomly strewn along side every Highway and bi way across the globe.
How does one lose their shoe? The passenger with the foot hanging out the window may be inclined to lose a flip flop or flat, but how does that explain the Nike or construction boot? They can't as easily fly off all willy nilly with all their laces and such, can they?
And how come you never see a good shoe? A red soled shoe, perhaps with a mate, laying on a quiet residential street? A nice boat loafer with a fancy name just hanging out in the country while you're out on a Sunday cruise?
It's always the tired tennies shoe or flip missing a flop along the Beltline.
I guess it doesn't matter. You never want the shoe you pass on the interstate going 78 miles per hour anyway. If you did, you would have to do some fancy maneuvering to turn around and get the poor sole, possibly breaking the law making an unauthorized U turn. And if by some good grace there was a lovely wedge or boot worth more than a car payment just lazing in the grass of a median, you know dang well it wouldn't be in your size.
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